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Wait, You People Still Speak to Each Other?

I haven't been home to D.C. since I left for south Texas just over seven months ago. I keep up with some home friends via phone, and I caught up with a few earlier this month out in L.A. But for a good chunk of news and gossip from home, I rely on an email listserv that circulates amongst the guys from home.

So when I found out today that someone who we all went to elementary school with was joining an American football team in Spain, it seemed implausible. At work, I run three different Twitter clients at all times. I have a cell phone, a landline, a Google Voice number, an actively updating Facebook news feed and at least three email accounts. How the hell had I not heard about this already? ⁽¹⁾

Usually, when anything semi-important happens involving someone at home -- say, two kids from my high school getting their Cal Tech-certified game theory paper on waiting for the bus published in the New York Times Magazine -- I know about it. But this one had eluded the listserv, apparently.

I emailed into the group to see what the word was. A response came back: "not true, i -- and i thought others -- knew about this like a week ago if not more?"

A week? Three constantly updating Twitter feeds -- and I was behind by a week?

I searched my Gmail account. No word of any Spanish football league teams. I emailed my friend back: Was there some alternate, super-secret listserv circulating?

Then the response came:

"The secret listserv you refer to is in fact the technologically archaic word-of-mouth."

Oh.

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Post-script: Since this post was published, everyone from home has been piling on. "I would like to amend your latest blog update," wrote one friend. "You were behind at least a month. I knew about Carl in December at least."

Another, studying abroad: "even i knew and i am in a third world country living in a rice village."

And worst of all, from my mother: "Actually, I knew that."