Posts Tagged “morons”

More Proof That I Am, in Fact, an Idiot.

by Dan Oshinsky on November 12, 2009

I am an idiot. I’m 22 years old and blissfully unaware of the world around me. Blissfully unaware, I’d venture, is one step closer to bliss than most people ever get. But it’s that bliss that, today, reminded me of how big an idiot I really am. I had to go to Target this afternoon (…)

My Mother and Her Puta Grande

by Dan Oshinsky on May 10, 2009

**I told this story live at Ignite NewsFoo in December 2011. You can watch it here.** Right now, if you don’t mind, I’d like to tell you a story about my mother. Eleven months ago, I was returning home. I’d spent six months studying abroad in a very pleasant beachside town in Spain. I was (…)