Posts Tagged “stories about my mother”

At Least My Mother Isn’t *That* Embarrassing.

by Dan Oshinsky on January 30, 2012

I’ve gotten dozens of excellent responses to my Puta Grande talk. But my favorite was passed along to me from a cousin on the west coast. She sent the video to her friend, a mother of four, and that mom emailed back to say, Oh, this is nothing. When our family picks up someone at (…)

The Puta Grande Story, Told Live.

by Dan Oshinsky on January 10, 2012

Back in December, I went out to Phoenix for NewsFoo, a conference for 150 of the brightest minds in news. I’m not sure why I was invited; my guess is that I was there to keep the group’s average IQ from skewing too high. Regardless: I was there, and at the conference, I got to (…)

A Note Regarding the Nature of Stories About Myself and My Mother That Appear Here on This Blog.

by Dan Oshinsky on April 19, 2011

By now, you’ve probably read about Greg Mortenson, author of the best-selling book “Three Cups of Tea.” Mortenson, according to a “60 Minutes” report, embellished, fabricated and radically altered key details in his book. Which is a roundabout way of saying: Greg Mortenson is a liar. I can’t prove to you whether or not Mortenson has (…)

Happy Birthday, Mom.

by Dan Oshinsky on December 17, 2010

A very happy birthday to you, mom, without whom this blog would not be possible, and without whom I would be rendered hopelessly, painfully normal. Indeed, I cannot imagine it.

The Power of Love (or: Things My Mother Does Not Know About My Father After 29 Years of Marriage.)

by Dan Oshinsky on October 27, 2010

If you are reading this, then there is a good chance that my mother knows everything about you. She knows when you were born and how much you weighed. What elementary school you went to. Your favorite type of Girl Scout cookie. Everything. I can say this with certainty because she really does remember everything. (…)

These Things I Know To Be True.

by Dan Oshinsky on July 25, 2010

Jorge Chávez International Airport is not a fun place to be, especially after midnight when you’re leaving Peru but your flight back to Houston has been delayed yet again. But my delay at Lima’s airport gave me a few minutes to reflect on my recent trip abroad, and especially on a few things that I (…)

A Eulogy for Dexter, the Boykin Spaniel.

by Dan Oshinsky on March 11, 2010

Like many people who I refer to as aunts and uncles, my Aunt Lois and Uncle Bobby aren’t actually related to me. They did, however, have the unfortunate privilege of living across the street from my family when I was growing up, and they had the poor sense to engage my mother in regular conversation. (…)

When Voicemail Accidentally Serves as a Time Capsule.

by Dan Oshinsky on February 1, 2010

The first thing I heard was a weird scratching on the phone, like aluminum foil was being rubbed against the receiver. Then I heard my mother’s voice, frantic. “I must have just missed your call,” she said. This was last Thursday. But I didn’t call, I told her. That didn’t stop her. “No, Dan,” she (…)

My Mother and Her Puta Grande

by Dan Oshinsky on May 10, 2009

Right now, if you don’t mind, I’d like to tell you a story about my mother. Eleven months ago, I was returning home. I’d spent six months studying abroad in a very pleasant beachside town in Spain. I was well-tanned and full of doner kebabs. My town was just a week away from celebrating its (…)