This seemed to work well with my family at Thanksgiving, so I’ll try it again here.
1. Yes, I have a job (with these guys).
2. Yes, I have a fancier title than I deserve (officially: Digital Media Producer).
3. No, the use of Title Case is not necessary, but I like it anyway.
4. Yes, I’m aware that things are bigger in Texas.
5. No, I do not plan on using “You know, they say that everything’s bigger in Texas” as a pick up line.
Never fear: I’ll still be blogging at Dan Oshinsky.com. I’ll just be keeping the pornographically-related stories to a minimum.
H/T to Corey Leopold for the photo of San Antonio’s Riverwalk, and to Dave Barry for the stolen title.