Author: Dan Oshinsky

AM/PM: Dishonesty and Fake Flowers.

One of the worst injuries I’ve ever seen.

What’s on CCTV.

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More suits from the Chinese Craig Sager.

There are going to be a bunch of these. Just a warning.

I lead an Ole chant.

Do not talk to Argentinian TV about Serbian soccer players if you don’t know anything about Serbia’s soccer players.

AM/PM: Megaphones.

Your Two Cents.

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Belated Comment Responses.

Paging George Zimmer.

You cannot be just as attractive all the time.

Hypocrisy Now.

A.M./P.M.: Yes-eh-CABBAGE-us

How Angola Preps for Team USA, and Me Being Mistaken for an Olympian.

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LeBron. Kobe. Kipketer?

AM/PM: An Olympic Moment for for Long Qingquan

Breathtaking time! Holy Unbelievable! And other things that BOCOG believes Olympic soccer spectators are saying.

Even Better Than Freedom Fries.

On: American Ingenuity.

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No Rollerblades.

Beijing is Raiders Country.

AM/PM: Great Wall Roller Blade Man.

There’re restrictions.

Team USA as Mannequins.

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What I’ve Learned, Round Two.

AM/PM: TV on the Subway.

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Canadian high jumper demands equal rights for cougars, and not the animal kind.

Oh, no. God save me! Please!

The Greatest Free Ad Ever.

A group of Beijing runners who won’t be stopped by smog or police. (from the print edition)

Some background about the aforementioned group.

Some Olympians apparently don’t know how to use dryers.

He made the room quite messy.

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