Author: Dan Oshinsky

Paging George Zimmer.

You cannot be just as attractive all the time.

Hypocrisy Now.

A.M./P.M.: Yes-eh-CABBAGE-us

How Angola Preps for Team USA, and Me Being Mistaken for an Olympian.

Ad Watch: Delicious Happiness.

LeBron. Kobe. Kipketer?

AM/PM: An Olympic Moment for for Long Qingquan

Breathtaking time! Holy Unbelievable! And other things that BOCOG believes Olympic soccer spectators are saying.

Even Better Than Freedom Fries.

On: American Ingenuity.

Ad Watch: Ping Pong.

No Rollerblades.

Beijing is Raiders Country.

AM/PM: Great Wall Roller Blade Man.

There’re restrictions.

Team USA as Mannequins.

Ad Watch: Li Ning and Argentina Basketbtall.

What I’ve Learned, Round Two.

AM/PM: TV on the Subway.

Ad Watch: Milk.

Canadian high jumper demands equal rights for cougars, and not the animal kind.

Oh, no. God save me! Please!

The Greatest Free Ad Ever.

A group of Beijing runners who won’t be stopped by smog or police. (from the print edition)

Some background about the aforementioned group.

Some Olympians apparently don’t know how to use dryers.

He made the room quite messy.

Ad Watch: Athens.

AM/PM: The Death of the Rings.

The O8 Challenge, Cancelled Before It Even Started.

Live From Tiananamen Square at 08:08:08.

Karma.

On: Game Day.

Everything CCTV.

It is not operational.

AM/PM: Soon to be on a Milk Carton.

This Woman is Not on Team Sweden.