What Journalists Can Learn From a Business Trip.

I’m finishing up a road trip, so this Friday’s installment of “What Journalists Can Learn From…” is all about business travel. When I’m on the road, I’m just looking to be treated humanely. But sometimes, it seems that companies forget to do even that.

The photo at right — me, standing next to an entirely-too-low shower head — will be addressed in a moment.

That being said, I’m thinking about three things that journalists can learn when traveling:

1. Serve the Public Good. On my Southwest flight from Baltimore to San Antonio, we’d only been waiting on the tarmac for 10 minutes when the pilot came over the loudspeakers. “So, we could be waiting here a while,” he said. “You can turn on your phones if you’d like.” Then, an hour later, he announced that we would be heading back to the gate, because the airport was probably going to shut down due to severe weather. So they allowed passengers to disembark.

Meanwhile, out the window, we could see that other airlines were leaving their passengers trapped on the plane during a thunderstorm.

An hour later, we reboarded the plane, and the pilot continued to keep us up-to-date about what was happening and why we weren’t taking off. The flight left some six-and-a-half hours late, but passengers didn’t complain. The Southwest crew kept the passengers informed, and they weren’t afraid to say that they were frustrated by what was happening, too. I’ve never been on a flight that was delayed that long, but I’ve also never been on a flight where we were so well informed about why the delay was happening. (The pilot even threw in a nice plug, asking passengers to write in to their Congressman about our nation’s outdated air traffic control system.) Southwest’s crew acted with the passengers’ best interests at heart, so the passengers were willing to cooperate despite the delays.

2. Be Easy to Reach. During the delay, I was trying to reach Enterprise Rent-a-Car to change my reservation. I called both numbers from my confirmation email; neither line got me through to a real human being. So I used Google’s 411 service to find Enterprise’s customer service line, and eventually, an actual person was able to direct me to the San Antonio Enterprise location. Still, if I didn’t have more than a few dollars at stake, I’d have given up. Any organization should be imminently reachable, especially by phone or email (but also via Facebook, Twitter, comments on blogs, etc). Meet your community, wherever they are.

3. Know Your Clientele. So that photo at the top of this post is of me in my shower at the La Quinta. Now, this is a hotel that gives you what you want: a clean bed, good air conditioning, and a nice bathroom. But the shower head is unbelievably low. I know that at my size — I’m 6’5” — I have to crouch to shower sometimes. But the La Quinta shower head would be too low for someone a foot shorter than me. La Quinta’s simply forgotten to do a basic thing really well, and the next time I’m considering a La Quinta, I won’t remember that the hotel had a free breakfast and a pool outside. But I’ll absolutely remember that I had to go to my knees to wash my hair.

What Was It That I Was Supposed to Remember, Exactly?


Two things that play really well on the Internet: sarcasm and lists. Last summer, I tried to combine both into a segment from Beijing that I called “What I’ve Learned.” As my week in San Antonio is winding down, I wanted to post a few initial impressions from this city.

-Real late-night drive-throughs have two lanes.

-Someone named Bill Miller is making a killing in this town.

-Air conditioning is not part of the lifestyle here; it is the lifestyle.

-If Eva Longoria shows up at a Wendy’s in town, nobody will seem surprised.

-I-10 West really goes North, and I-10 East really goes South. This is understood.

-There may not be a chicken in every pot, but there is a Mexican restaurant on every block.

-Going the wrong way? There’s a turnaround for that.

-Things are bigger in Texas, but it only takes 10 minutes to drive into downtown.

-And they still rent Chevy Aveos here.

-Some people end their conversations with “Hook ’em horns.” Many people do not want to be associated with these people.

-There was something I was supposed to remember in this town. What was it, exactly?

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H/T to tomasland for the photo.

Life After College. (or: Life? After College?)


This seemed to work well with my family at Thanksgiving, so I’ll try it again here.

1. Yes, I have a job (with these guys).

2. Yes, I have a fancier title than I deserve (officially: Digital Media Producer).

3. No, the use of Title Case is not necessary, but I like it anyway.

4. Yes, I’m aware that things are bigger in Texas.

5. No, I do not plan on using “You know, they say that everything’s bigger in Texas” as a pick up line.

Never fear: I’ll still be blogging at Dan Oshinsky.com. I’ll just be keeping the pornographically-related stories to a minimum.

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H/T to Corey Leopold for the photo of San Antonio’s Riverwalk, and to Dave Barry for the stolen title.

Allow Me to Reintroduce Myself.

I’m noticing a massive spike in traffic from the San Antonio region, so to my new corporate overlords, I say, “Welcome!”

If you’d like to know how I feel about meteorologists, click here.

If you’d like to read about my dedication to finding barbecue wherever I am, click here.

If you’d to learn why I’m a fairly blurry individual, click here.

If you’re wondering whether or not I’m sarcastic, click here.

Thanks,
The Management.

Alone Amongst Strangers (or: a Very Brief Comment About Cell Phone Usage on Airplanes).


A brief overdramatization…

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He holds her in his hands, and he watches as the whole of her shuts down, here in front of everyone, and for a moment he is vulnerable, disconnected, his eyes low, like a son watching his father step on to the 3:05 to some desert town, knowing that once that train turns the corner, he’ll never be sure when it’ll come back, and part of him is sad, because he needs her, he needs her right here, pressed up against his ear, telling him what he wants and needs, finding him when he’s lost and waking him when he’s not, and now she’s slipping away, her glow fading, and all he can do his clutch her and watch her leave him, and the voice comes over the speakers again, and it tells him to let her go, because he’s off to the Southland, and he knows that she’ll be back, and it’s time to let her rest, at least for now.

And the man watches her — watches her fade to black — and then he tucks her away into a pouch in his briefcase, and for a moment, he is unmistakably down, because he knows that for a few hours, on this flight from Baltimore to San Antonio, he’s not just disconnected from his emails and his business and his family.

His BlackBerry is off.

He is alone.

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H/T to saital for the photo.

How Many ‘R’s Are There in Arugula?


A brief story, told via Twitter.

  1. danoshinsky
    danoshinsky I may or may not have just spent 30 minutes looking for arugula at the grocery store. No one — myself included — knew what it looked like.
  2. danoshinsky
    danoshinsky And then, as I’m in line, about to give up, a store employee runs over, screaming out, “SIR! SIR!” and holding a bag of arugula in his hand.
  3. danoshinsky
    danoshinsky It’s quite green and leafy. Who knew?
  4. danoshinsky
    danoshinsky The worst part, actually, is that it was in hot pink packaging. No idea how I missed that.

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H/T to Jing a Ling for the photo of arugula, QuoteURL for the help posting these Tweets, and the Giant Food staff for valiantly searching for my dinner.

Bing Has Its First Killer App.

Microsoft’s new search engine, Bing, went live last week, and I really didn’t take much notice. But yesterday, I went to one of my favorite sites — farecast.com — to search for flights, and I found that it’s been rolled into Bing as the search engine’s “travel” page.

For Bing, this is a great move. Farecast is already one of the most powerful travel tools on the web, and users searching for the site will be automatically redirected to Bing. It’s going to generate traffic from users who had no idea that Bing even existed.

Now Microsoft just has to prove that its search engine beats Google’s.

What Journalists Can Learn From Wale.


On May 19, a rapper you’ve never heard of announced that he’d be headlining a show at D.C.’s top music venue, the 9:30 Club. On Twitter, he wrote, “if i do a show at 930 clun [sic] in 14 days..can i sell 900 tickets?”

On Wednesday, that rapper — D.C.’s own, Wale — got his answer. He didn’t sell 900 tickets in two weeks.

No, in two weeks, he sold out the place, 1,200 tickets in all.

And consider this: less than two years ago, when The Washington Post called him “The Great Rap Hope,” he hadn’t even released an album. Two years ago, he was still living at home with his parents.

So how’d he reach this point in his career? It’s the subject of this week’s “Things Journalists Can Learn From….”

1. Brand Yourself. In The Post’s 2007 article, a business partner said, “He’s like a one-man marketing machine.” On Wednesday, Wale — a frequent Twitterer — asked fans to Tweet him song requests during the show. He’s also famous for “The Mixtape About Nothing,” a Seinfeld-themed album that he released for free online. One of the special guests on the album: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. It’s all a part of Wale’s effort to build his own name and associate himself with top-tier talent.

2. Repackage Your Content. Wale’s biggest single to date was 2007’s “Nike Boots” (video available here). But then Wale came back with a remix of the song, and made sure that it got attention by featuring Lil Wayne on the track. Rap fans who didn’t notice the song the first time tuned in for the remix. The point: great original content should be delivered via multiple platforms to reach the largest audience possible.

3. Network. Wale’s new album, “Attention: Deficit” features production work from Mark Ronson (of Amy Winehouse fame) and TV on the Radio’s Dave Sitek. He’s signed Jay-Z’s Roc Nation to manage him, and he’ll be touring with Jay-Z this summer. Then there’s his new single, “Chillin’,” which is generating buzz thanks to the backing vocals of Lady Gaga. Wale might not be a household name just yet, but with support from a network like that, you know you’ll be hearing his songs on the radio soon.

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H/T to D.C. Fab for the photo of Wale at the 9:30 Club on Wednesday.

Promoting Transcontinetal, Pau-Related Synergy.


This, I like: The Los Angeles Times has teamed with Spain’s biggest sports daily, Marca, to crosspost Lakers center Pau Gasol’s blog in both English and Spanish.

This, I find strange: The Times’ blog is vastly inferior.

Marca’s blog (see: top left) has a better layout and a better color scheme. It uses larger photos, and it’s much easier to navigate. In terms of Internet readability, it’s also vastly superior.

Meanwhile, the latest post on the Times’ blog (see: top right) isn’t even formatted correctly.

It’s a perfect example of how news organizations should — and should not — be packaging their news. Deliver your unique content in bold ways, and you’ll be rewarded with an almighty click.

Happy Birthday, Casey.

It happened 121 years ago today: The San Francisco Examiner published a poem called “Casey at the Bat,” and Mudville was born.

But it wasn’t until 1906 when the poem became famous. DeWolf Hopper recorded a version of the poem in New York, and his is still “Casey’s” quintessential reading. It’s a great story told by a great storyteller, and I’ve embedded it below for your listening pleasure.